Matt and Sean watch the Home Shopping Network and are tempted by the beautiful treasures.
Then Matt interviews his sister Lisa about her life, including earthquake tales.
In today's episode, Matt makes a scandalous confession about the state of his tires and reads an essay he wrote about his time in Exodus.
In today's episode, Matt picks up some of the good chicken salad after his staff meeting. He gives his TV picks, including Bates Motel and The Feud. Matt also talks about The American Dream. And then he does battle with the US postal system.
Matt evades the school zone patrol as he chats about his recent shopping and upcoming vacation. He also outlines his beauty regiment which includes a controversial method for eliminating ear hair.
Matt's enjoying some unusually warm weather in this episode. He also catches us up on his Valentines day and tells us why to avoid the video store.
In today's ass-centric episode, Matt questions why school kids can't get off their asses, promotes the healing powers of twerking, and plays an ass-related prank on his beloved. Azz everywhere! Azz everywhere!
On a trip to take Dad to Sam's Club for hotdogs and groceries, Matt talks about hazards of going out on the job, including the dreaded underwear tourniquet.
Matt takes a trying trip to the laundromat and talks about buying a rug that hides cat hair. Then things take a nasty turn at McDonalds! But then things improve when Matt gets a much-needed glasses adjustment.
Matt goes shopping at Mejers without his list. Will he forget the eggs? Will he take a stand against the nut industry and their over-priced pecans? Find out today!
Shocking family secrets are revealed when Matt interviews his Dad! Also stick around for a bonus clip of Matt chatting about navigating icy Wisconsin roads!