Matt reads his short story about when he and Musing Mark came out, left home, and moved into their first apartment together.
The windshield of Matt's car was cracked by a hail storm. In this episode, Matt gabs with the auto glass guy.
In today's episode, Matt has his glasses adjusted, shops at a resurrected Half Price Books, and goes to the doctor.
Matt reads a story about visiting his grandparents and chats about his work uniform brouhaha.
In today's episode, Matt talks about his cats, past and present, and his silver screen debut.
Matt chats with us as he goes shopping for prostate vitamins.
Matt reflects on the odd holiday that is Easter, his birthday plans involving David Sedaris, how he won't be flying the friendly skies, inconvenient cat illnesses, a cheap trick for his Prius, and braves the trashy Walmart.
Matt almost wins the lottery, gets his comeuppance from Sean, shares his money savings ways, and sends little Bonnie back to Illinois.
Matt takes us with him as he runs some errands and chats about his way of life.
Matt reads an essay he wrote about his gay life in 1984.
Matt catches us up on his recent travels.
Matt and Sean watch the Home Shopping Network and are tempted by the beautiful treasures.
Then Matt interviews his sister Lisa about her life, including earthquake tales.
In today's episode, Matt makes a scandalous confession about the state of his tires and reads an essay he wrote about his time in Exodus.
In today's episode, Matt picks up some of the good chicken salad after his staff meeting. He gives his TV picks, including Bates Motel and The Feud. Matt also talks about The American Dream. And then he does battle with the US postal system.
Matt evades the school zone patrol as he chats about his recent shopping and upcoming vacation. He also outlines his beauty regiment which includes a controversial method for eliminating ear hair.
Matt's enjoying some unusually warm weather in this episode. He also catches us up on his Valentines day and tells us why to avoid the video store.
In today's ass-centric episode, Matt questions why school kids can't get off their asses, promotes the healing powers of twerking, and plays an ass-related prank on his beloved. Azz everywhere! Azz everywhere!
On a trip to take Dad to Sam's Club for hotdogs and groceries, Matt talks about hazards of going out on the job, including the dreaded underwear tourniquet.
Matt takes a trying trip to the laundromat and talks about buying a rug that hides cat hair. Then things take a nasty turn at McDonalds! But then things improve when Matt gets a much-needed glasses adjustment.
Matt goes shopping at Mejers without his list. Will he forget the eggs? Will he take a stand against the nut industry and their over-priced pecans? Find out today!
Shocking family secrets are revealed when Matt interviews his Dad! Also stick around for a bonus clip of Matt chatting about navigating icy Wisconsin roads!